Welcome To Sheep Are Taking Over Headquarters

Welcome to the Sheep Are Taking Over Headquarters. My name is Allison and I'm the president of Sheep Are Taking Over. My friends all call me Allie (but it's spelled Allieyy) and my nickname is Super Cow (long story). I'm 5'7", 116 lbs, with brown hair (bor-ing) and blue eyes. I'm not too old, between 13 and 21 years old. My hometown and land headquarters for Sheep Are Taking Over is the most beautiful place in the world so we tend to get a bunch of tourists all year long. But I'll give you a hint- I live in southern California. My family's just a bunch of surfers, true to CA style, but I actually prefer boogie boarding. I've got a dog, a cat, and some terribly dull freshwater fish. Anything else you want to know? No? Good.

Sheep Are Taking Over (SATO) is an organization started by me and run by my friends (hopefully more people outside of our group someday) and I that warns people of the potential danger that sheep hold if their world domination plan is not stopped in time. SATO is trying to prepare everyone around the world of the evil that lies in sheep and how to stop them. Our site will also teach people how to protect themselves against sheep and how to try and convert them. Thanks for visting our headquarters!

This site was created by me on Tuesday, July 4, 2006 (Happy 230th b-day America!).

This site was most recently updated on Thursday, July 6, 2006.

Please, if you know where to get a quality, free of charge, ad-free counter that I'd be able to add to my website. Thanks!

Also, if you have any sheep pics you don't mind sending me, that'd be great. Be sure to tell your friends about us!

The best and most convenient way for us and yourself to contact us is by email. The official email addresses for Sheep Are Taking Over are-

1. sheep_are_taking_over@yahoo.com

and

2. Help_stop_the_sheep@yahoo.com.

Please contact us if any of the following occur-

•  the website is not loading for you, despite multiple refreshes
• a section of text is missing
• a link isn't working
• a picture isn't showing up
• your previous attempt to contact us has not been replied to within 3 weeks since you sent it
• you have a question about SATO or just sheep in general
• you think a sheep in your area may have joined in with the evil sheep.